Gross Topik # 3....

flatulance... that's right farting ... why is such a natural (but sometimes smelly) occurance such a problem with most people... I mean I could be sitting here and well let out a silent one and nobody would know except for the smell... and the comments that would be made because of the smell.. it's downright horrifying to most people... however... if I lay out a very loud uncontrollable blast ... the same comments can be told .. even if there isn't a smell at all.... think of it this way... if we were still in the old ages before deodorant and soap and kewl shit like that... what would people say about it then????? the wonderful fragrance of flatulance would be welcome over the stank odour of B.O. I'm sure... course it might be enough to make someone puke if they are both mixed together yikes... (aren't yew glad yew stopped by today???) anyway furthermore.... why is it that most women will either not fart in front of their partner or deny they do it at all... try to keep it a secret for as long as they can.... but then one day there is a slight blush on her face when she just can't hold it any longer and lets out the biggest blast yew ever heard (from a woman) and all she can say is .... what are yew lookin at???? like yew dont do it... and all I can think is ... didn't I say that last time I did it but got hated for a few hours.... oh well lets all try to get along and grow greater with our air fertalizer