I'm at work with big blotches of pink crap on me.... I was out in the yard all afternoon yesterday ... cut some more of my long 3 foot grass and in turn got myself eaten alive by some sort of bug... it's strange I didn't feel the bites at all .. until the evening when they started to itch... now I have welts all over my body.. well my arm neck and legs.... (I wasn't totally nekkid in the yard)  so I went to the drug store on my way to work and got myself a bottle of itch relief meds.... calomine lotion.... the shit dont werk... so now I have to go back tomorrow and get something a lot stronger... what I need is some of the gunk lisa gave me last week .. .but didn't tell me what it was so I am lost as to what to get now.... oh well lets tell a funny fone story...
 
I love it when people tell me stupid shit on the fone... except of course when they are impeding progress on the call.... well I had a few interesting comments last week.. my number one favourite was this dood that was sooo happy to be speaking with me... he called me a resolutionist specialist.... wow that's a great title... I will now be reffering to myself as that for a very long time... of course that same dood also informed me (during the course of the call) that he needed to stand up really quick.... meanwhile explaining he was overweight and that his momma's chair was busting.... and he scurried along shouting and stuff for about 5 minutes...  he comes back and exclaims how lucky he is that he caught that.... (not for the fact that he would have fallen on his ass really hard.... but that his mother would have killed him)  the man sounded like he was at least 30 or older... I'm curious how some people get away with this lol....
 
another one was having some difficulties dialing the internet and I took her through a few processes to resolve her issue and of course she likes to read every damned thing on the screens that pop up.... (ya know these people never realize that every person we have on the phone does this... we know what the screens say ... ya know we were trained on the issues and screenshots) anyway she's reading off the screen for clearing dialing rules... it states clear msn dialing information... and she says to me... ok I'm going to click clear M&M dialing information.... lovely msn will now get sued for advertising candy products in their software lol
 
how about the man that called in for tech support and was waiting on hold for about half hour and .. conveniently... forgot his fone number.... I can understand falling assleep on the fone after that amount of time.. but not forgetting the phone number... and after he finally found the number I found out it wasn't our issue.. sooo he waited all that time... and plus the time for finding the number..... for nothing lmao....
 
I love my job.. can't yew tell??