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Saturday, March 19, 2005

turns out I've become a semi decent darts player... if you ask me.. it's just plain flukie.... but perhaps it's just the booze... during last nights events in our dart league they decided to play a prank on one of the guys .... might I add it was quite good... the fella is a fairly loud gentleman and can shout and scream with the best of em..... well he's going on in his usual fashion and then one of the women came along and tapped him on the back saying... How's it going..... then walked back to her table.. leaving behind something stuck to his back... everyone bursts into laughter (the people that could see it) ... and because he was at the table closest to the door... practicly everyone can see it... I happen to be sitting two seats beside him.... he starts talking in his usual fashion and everyone is laughing... so he keeps going thinking everyone is laughing at his statements... the poor guy.. I (and pretty much everyone else) am near crying ... sore tummies and headaches... and he keeps going.... then he gets up to shoot his darts.... we are all in stitches... he does some silly dance thing as he comes back from shooting.. and we are all near rolling on the floor..... his wife sitting accross the hall is in stitches as well.... then someone asks the guy if he's on his rag... we all die of laughter.... the poor fella was going around the entire hall for about 20 minutes with a completely unfolded and exposed kotex sanitary napkin (pad for us normal folks) the thing covered half his back it was that big lol.... the part that I found even funnier was that the pad was previously owned by my g/f .... and she's petite... but oh well it was super funny and had to be shared with everyone I know... enjoy

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