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Thursday, September 21, 2006

The beginning.... if you have read the story so far as I add to it .. there will be a new section dividing the next post .. it will appear as --- and the next part will be posted under it.... check back for updates:

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A man walks into a bar, says to the tender that he needs some information and a drink. The tender asks what the gentleman would like to drink and what he needs information about. The man asks for a water and proceeds to ask for directions to the local hotel. The tender makes a funny face at the man but gets a bottle of water and informs the man there isn't a local hotel. The tender suggests the bed and breakfast around the corner. The man starts drinking the water but drinks it too fast causing him to cough. The coughing fit sprays water all over the counter and worst of all the tender. The man becomes embarrassed while the tender becomes upset. As the man apologizes the tender grabs a bat from behind the bar and chases the man out. The man flees for his life around the corner but runs into another man.

The new man has a horse head with a full mane flowing behind him. The man falls on the ground as the tender comes around the corner. The horseman steps between the two and the tender backs off saying that he didn't mean to offend the horseman. The man on the ground picks himself up and starts to thank the horseman when all of a sudden he realizes the horseman is backing up and all of a sudden plops a wad of gunk. The man just got shit on by a horseman. In shock the man turns down the street and starts running again. He continues down the road till he comes to a sign that reads Bed and Breakfast. Wishing for sleep he decides to go inside the house. It couldn't be as strange inside as it is outside.

Inside the house the man is greeted by what appears as a little old lady. She asks how she can help when the man requests a room to rest for the night. She accommodates him and shows him to his lodgings thanks him and leaves. The man lays down on the bed exhausted. The bed is very comfortable and the man drifts off. As the man lays there he begins to dream:

He is in a room with no windows and no doors. There are eyes watching him from somewhere but he cannot tell where. The man doesn’t understand where he is when all of a sudden the little old lady from the Bed and Breakfast is next to him. The man screams because he cannot understand how she got there since there aren’t any doors or windows. The woman screams back at him as if she had been startled by him but stands up and hovers over him. She appears to be floating and her arms are outstretched coming closer to him. He is cowering on the bed when all of a sudden she grabs his throat. The man grabs her arms but cannot move them. She seems to be incredibly strong. He screams again and her face falls off onto his lap. She is a robot but is seemingly falling apart. The arms are still grasping his throat as the woman robot begins to disassemble. The man jumps up and runs around the room looking for an exit with the arms dangling from his shirt. He then trips over the body and hits his head.

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Blood is gushing from the mans head and he's dazed but trying to get back to his feet to try to get away from the crazy room. The man takes the sheet on the bed and rips a part to cover the gash in his head. While he is fumbling with the sheet the robot body pieces begin to move. The body is putting itself together again. The man notices the parts moving and begins to freak out. He grabs one of the legs and starts pounding it against the walls to see if there is a weakpoint. The plaster chips away on one of the walls but the man is shocked to find bricks behind the plaster. He bangs away at the wall some more but it doesn't budge. The man proceeds to use the leg on the robot being but the robot grabs the leg and rips it from the clutches of the man's arms. The man falls down in fright and exhaustion. The blood loss is too much the man is beginning to black out. The robot is nearly upon him with arms outstreched. Again the arms are on his neck but the man can no longer see anything. The man is dead.

The man gasps as he wakes up. He feels wet he looks around. The same room from his dream except the blood is all over him he can feel it. The blood is clear not read. The man discovers it's just sweat from the crazy dream. There is a door in this room. The man looks at the time and decides to go back to sleep. Tomorrow is going to be a long day.

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