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Friday, November 12, 2004

well it's getting to the point where I'm going to start messing up on purpose at work... I've come to the conclusion that I no longer want to work at stream... I no longer want to work in a call center... and I no longer want to do anything except stay at home and do absolutely nothing.... for the last little while I"ve been doing that on my days off... absolutly nothing... play video games and eat sleep and ocasionally do human things.... (blah blah blah) the new shifts that were given out ... suck... they suck..... it was the most disgusting set of shifts I have ever seen... and it was the second last straw..... last straw was obviously someone eating my lunch the other day..... I could care less anymore if stream makes it.... they have taken every ounce of life out of me and I no longer care to do my job properly.... the only time I find joy in my job anymore is when I'm on break or when I have my customer on hold.... dont get me wrong I dont mind talking to some of the customers... I even have good conversations with half of them.... but I just can't stand the fact that I'm working a job that I used to get raises for... I used to make a dollar more than I am now and I was pretty much due for a raise very shortly (in which I am gonna press for very soon) what a waste of breath that will be..... I still can't believe someone ate my lunch....

anyway I have brighter news.. I did bring in my lunch the other day again.... and put it in the fridge.. miraculously it survived for me to eat it.... course I went in earlier than lunch time and took it out .... at it at break time instead ....that might have been a factor... other than the fact it looked like yellow puke in a bowl lol.... I enjoyed it immensly.. it was a coconut flavour curry mixed in hamburger with large chunks of onion .... delicious... but anyway Im' cold hungry and in need of a break.. just tore down the barn in my mothers yard.. (such hard work is not for me to be doing anymore) and I feel like the barn fell on me... but I must get out there and finish the job


Thursday, November 04, 2004

I think this is rude.... I am broke today.... and I didn't have much time to get ready for work today .... I opened two cans of disgusting soup and put it in a tupperware.... brought it to work and put it in the public fridge.... it was the only one "not"!!!! wrapped up...... I've never had a problem with this... till today.... I went to the fridge at lunch time and discovered that 3 quarters of my disgusting soup was missing.... thanks.... who would do this???? at first I thought perhaps someone spilled it by accident... yes that can happen... but why would they put it back in the fridge???? and why wasn't there a note???? someone ate my lunch.... come on people I know tomorrow is pay day... I'm broke too..... but I didn't eat someone elses lunch... that's rotton.... I can see if the disgusting soup was something else... a burger and fries... a plate of lasagnia... something good.... but it was disgusing soup people!!!!.... the reason I think someone ate it is because any traces of meat .... were gone.... there were lots of them barley bean things... a few green beans... and some carrots... no potatoes.. no meat.... and yes lots of brown watery substance.... I'm sooooo mad...... but I'll get even... I spose not... I posted a sign on the fridge... thank you for eating or spilling my supper..... Joe.....


Wednesday, November 03, 2004

ok so the story is still in production.. it takes time damnit lol.... and as far as the next one... If you could rule the world and were allowed one insanely weird law, what would it be? ... do you really want me to write about this? that's just crazy lol... I could think of quite a few things that I could possibly create as a weird law... but the thing is would I really rule the world... first of all no... I would not.... and no not because I wouldn't do a good job... just that there are always people that don't follow your views or values... they would cause a revolt and come for my head... that I'm not willing to sacrifice lol.... the other possability is that they would worship me and I would never get a moment's peace... great... (romantic desires?) I wont mention them I think I'm being taken care of at the moment :P how about the possability of not having anything else to accomplish... I'm the ruler of the world... that would be pretty boring.... but on the plus side... dont have to work anymore (unless I choose)... anyway now for the crazy insane law.....

among the things to choose perhaps could be kiss the beast daily... and I'll elaborate in a moment... another thing could be chew the cud daily... but that might sound disgusting... perhaps I'll incorperate that anyway heheheheh... now to spread a little love around the planet it would be a good idea to have everyone kiss something every day... but now that I think about it... there are quite a few people that have some strange diseases..... fungus and stuff on lips ya know crazy stuff like that.... this is where the beast part comes in.... you can name the beast whatever you like... if it happens to be your significant other than so be it lol..... now if ya can't find someone to kiss you could make it interesting... randomly kissing anyone that goes by you... even if it is similar to your perticular sex...... (long as it isn't me :P) perhaps even an animal if you so desire (sheesh weirdo's out there)... but this is really not a good idea people would for sure come and kill me to abolish the strange rediculous law....

more to come another time ....


 
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