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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

ok come back from vacation to work and find that all my shit has been moved ... nearly lost and or broken and what not.... but I have a new kewl desk... by myself.... but in a high traffic area... and most of the bosses come along here... that sux.... but that's not the worst of it.... on my stall... I mean cubicle... is a couple hunks of dried on booger looking gunk.... it's so bad I had to cover it over with my schedule... anyway there was something I wanted to talk about today and can't remember so I'll just have to leave it at that for the night... enjoy yewrselves

Saturday, August 27, 2005

I hate blogger so much right now.... I posted a very long ... pretty decent entry.... copied it just in case it screws up as I do many times..... but pressed the wrong fukn button and the entire thing dissapeared.... and I cannot get the damned thing back.......

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but I'll try again.....

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pretty good vacation so far... broke up a fight... (sorta) ... got drunk... was the designated driver... went swimming.... got to drive all over creation.... well sydney area... oh and I got to go to a show... speaking of which ... the show invited a number of perverts around... the show consisted of a bunch of girls.. ranging from 6 - 18.... now when I say perverts I dont mean they were checking out the little girls.. sheesh.. I mean the teacher.... the teacher does her set .. and you could see the perverts coming from one side of the area to the other... and lets just say they got to see quite the bouncing show..... now the only reason I was even there was because my talented little brother was playing his fiddle through the show... anyway another highlight of the show.... my little brother is on stage and I'm paying attention for once.. and I hear a voice behind me... "I like the undertaker the best" I turn to see what that's bout... some dood is standing next to me looking at me..... I look back to the show.. the guy says it again... I look at him ... spose it was with a look like what the hell are yew talking about bud... he points at my shirt and says "yeah I like the undertaker"... I look at my shirt.. I forgot that I now have a pile of wrestling shirts.. thanks to a very good friend.... anyway the guy continues.. even though I turned back to watch my brother on stage... he says ... "yeah I think he's going to retire soon"... looking back at him with an annoyed look.... I spose... and turn back to my brother... spose the guy got dissapointed or felt hurt or some silly shit... as I was turning back he put on a face ... like I was dissing him or something.. perhaps even ignoring him.. or thlinking I was better than he was... though I spose I am... and I didn't give it a second thought.... went on watching the show.. but now I'm that I'm thinking about it.... kinda remembering the movie phone booth.... a strange fella walks up to him trying to give him a pizza... but of course the guy gets brushed off like a piece of garbage... anyway I spose the wrestling dood kinda felt like that (though I wasn't as rude) ... but I doubt anything like that would ever happen to me

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I was going to darts on friday night.... took a peacefull walk from my mothers place to the place for darts... cut through the park... the path goes through the middle of nowhere... it's not dark yet but it's nearing that time... I am walking the path when I hear some odd noises in the bushes.... up ahead I see something move into the bushes.. a black little something or other.. then more odd noises.... course the way this story is going the black something jumps out of the bushes and starts gnawing on my neck or something... but sorry ... that didn't happen... I made it safely to darts...

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

well apperantly this is what vacation feels like... though usually I'm gone somewhere .... not this time... got the week off after clawing and nagging at 3 different supervisors.... was going to take a trip with the g/f to halifax .... but that has no changed... now I have to spend the days doing absolutly nothing... it's soooooo great..... though I got a little sick today playing video games lol... anyway that doesn't matter ... set up a proxy for shift bid .. it happens at 10am tomorrow.... nope not getting out of bed till bout 4 same as any other day I"m off lol.... thanks jenna... but I get to take care of some things in the house perhaps.... I've got most of the attic cleaned out so I can lay the vapour barrier then put in the isulation..... only one side left to clean out... I'll do that tomorrow... maybe just maybe tonight...

on another note... I was coming back from the liquer store the other night and beside the baseball field ... a dood lives... he and his I'll assume wife.... were out in the yard sitting in their patio furniture and the dood (an older fella) is jamming away on his crapioke machine... all I could hear was ..... "and now ladies and gentleman I have a treat for you.... mmmmmmm hhhhmmmmmmm yeah.... it's gonna be a great oldie for you...." then he proceeds to start singing..... now I'm thinking to myself ... trying not to drop my case of beer while laughing..... that guy either has a lot of drugs/boooze... or is a schizo..... his many "friends" are listening to him go at it.... or perhaps his wife does and he was just entertaining them all to keep her quiet....

yeah that's a bit mean.... oh well .. happy vacation

Monday, August 15, 2005

I actually blogged 3 days in a row.. but something happened to it and got deleted... anyway that doesn't matter.. I have a couple work stories.. but I will share them after work.. just jotting a quick note so I dont forget them lol.... Mr Frenchy was quite the animal.... he gave me the eeh hee... auh hawn... yew know the french accent of pepi le pew..... I know not the same thing when your reading it .. but hopefully yew get the idea... the man was going on in his fantasticly (non sexy for you ladies) portrayed accented voice... it was like talking to the french skunk without the smell... it has been a while since I talked to someone with that strong of an accent... but I made it through without cursing him upside down lol...

.... in other news I was talking to this fella ... a normal dood from down south or where ever.... he didn't really have two clues about the computer but he wasn't stupid either... we went along doing our troubleshooting and things weren't working out.... so we needed another cable.... he asked his buddy in the room to pass him a cable... a very simple request... the guy must have had a few degrees in speech and jargon.. because he started going on about a simple cord......

... try the one with the blah blah blah... and you have to check the p100 wire to ensure the blah blah blah.... and also check the diameter blah blah blah..... thing......

the original guy I was talking to said plainly to the tech dood...... shut up and give me the cable.... dont we all wish we could do that on our phone with most of our cables??? I nearly choked... anyway more from the desk sooon... gotta fix my internet at home... the bastards better show up tomorrow with a new modem.....

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

blistering hot out today... sooo nice... beach weather.... but I have to work.... and oddly enough strange things keep happening to me on the bus..... of course... anyway on the way to work... enjoying the heat with the windows down breeze blowing at me.... but..... the heat was on .... and I dont mean the sun heat... the damned heater on the bus was on..... I wonder if the driver knew.... the worst part was... a little old lady that got on the bus... very slowly... I mean she had the cane and all could barely move... she sat down on the opposite side of the bus from me.... she gets up while the bus is moving and slowly makes it over to my side.. and we all know how the bus rocks and teaters... so she makes it to my side and sits down then says to me.... can't take the heat the sun is blaring on that side... a few minutes later she says to me ... oh dear.. it's the heater .. it's on.... so a few minutes later she's up again moving towards the front of the bus... I figured she was going to fall a few hundred times... but she made it to a seat... rather than ask the driver why the heat is on ... anyway it was a sight to see... perhaps she'll find it nicer outside in the heat lol

Monday, August 08, 2005

one would think that I wouldn't leave this blog with such a nasty tale for so long.... but I've been busy.... I've abandoned the work on my stairs and begun work on the attic.... the attic is full of dark black dirt and chips of wood.... among old nasty carpet and hunks of wood... perhaps I'll be able to toss the huge hunks of wood out the window.. otherwise I will not be able to get them out of the attic... dont have an actual accessway into the attic... the opening is in the bathroom .. smallest room upstairs... and the planks of wood are pretty much the length of the house... so they are not coming out of there unless I cut them up... (which I dont want to do) now the only window in the attic is in the front of the house.. and since I dont have a front yard... I'll probably have to do this in the middle of the night.... have to get a watch person... spose the g/f will have to be my eyes... I'll be chucking the wood out the window as best I can.. trying to miss the landing for the roof of the porch.... and hopefully traffic as well... then I'll have to miss the people that might be walking along as well .... picture it.. man gets arrested for killing pedestrian cleaning out his attic... local pedestrian was crushed by flying bits of wood... or perhaps the other one... large clumps of wood land scaring the crap out of pedestrian.... or even better... large clumps of wood land on sidwalk creating clouds of black sootlike smog... pedestrian breathed in accidentally in shock and died.... great at least I'll have something to laugh about in prison... more on this as it unfolds.....

 
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