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Wednesday, March 30, 2005

apperantly I can blog from work again... this is great news as now I can have something to do while I'm at work ... they wont let us play games and I am so sick of reading this boring drivel on the news sites... once a week I get to check the comics... (if I forget to check them daily) but anyway that's pointless talk.. of course I know you all tune in to read this pointless drivel.. (it wouldn't be called a blog if ya didn't) now something more interesting... I .... would ... like.... a .... pony.... just kidding... ok so I'm bored... and looking for any excuse to get my mind off work... so far it's not working (as you can see) perhaps I'll get a life someday so you can be entertained... I have a weekend ahead of me ... one more day to go... during which if I can finish sopranos for a friend... I'll hopefully start on a new story for you fine folks... I know you want to hear one... anyway I'll be back soon...

Monday, March 28, 2005

another easter celebration over with.... hope everyones was great.... I spent mine alone watching tv... movies... and converting stuff on the computer.... holidays are just another day off work lately... except that I normally dont have them off... but it was uneventfull just the way I like it... perhaps I shall even get motivated to get some things done around the house... it's getting nicer out so I wont be spending money on oil be able to save up for the summer trip.... this year will be spent in virginia I believe... but hopefully will be able to make another trip to ontario... would like to go to canada's wonderland and if there is time.. and money... visit family again... no word from the old man yet.. perhaps he may take a visit this way... with any luck... but I wont hold my breathe....

Sunday, March 27, 2005

so I'm electrician.... I managed to tear out a light fixture from my mothers living room.... she's been calling it an eyesore for years.. and just stopped using it.... finally has requested that I take it out if I could.... well I cut the power and yanked on it a bit.. wouldn't budge.. turns out there was a screw holding it place... lucky me I managed to figure that out before I ripped her celing appart..... so I also got to tape up the ends so they dont burn the place down... I tell you I"m becoming really good at house maintenance or something...... shamefully I dont do that sort of thing in this house.... maybe someday.....

in another one of my sources for inspiration these days ... it turns out to be at darts.... we show up last night and were treated to a display of lets say tastefull music... but of course you have to appretiate the talent that was involved... it's really difficult and yes I know because I tried to make one work before.... but the dood made it sound so much better than I could... of course I"m talking about a fella that was playing the accordian... apperantly he was trying to sell it .. so he decided to come down to darts night and entertain us by playing melody after melody (well a few of them were repeated) all this so we could see how usefull the device could be and perhaps purchase it apperantly.... I figured maybe someone would pay him to turn it off... or buy it to burn it... good firewood? oh well maybe I could have used another dust collector.. unfortunatly my guitar hasn't been used much these days... nobody to show me some new stuff and I dont learn it any other way unfortunatly lol... any offers?

Thursday, March 24, 2005

a new place of inspiration I spose... funny things keep happening on the bus.... got VTO tonight so left work early... walked to the liquer store and managed to hook the bus home.. on the way we picked up some smelly lady... she had more perfume than hair... and she had a lot of hair... one could smell her a mile away... the lady sat next to me.. I nearly choked... started coughing and weezing and the bus driver started laughing cause he knew what I was doing... (I take the bus too much)... so that's fine the smelly lady gets off a block down the road... what was the point???? so anyway gone a bit further got on the pier bus and nearly home the bus driver slows down for this fella crossing the street extremely slow... then all of a sudden the guy yells out come here... apperantly he wants to get on the bus... the driver stops a bit away.. the guy takes his freakin time to get to the bus ..... gets on and nearly freaks out on the driver saying what are you doing (only very loud and I'm sure the words were a bit worse... ) so anyway the driver says I"m sorry but this is the last route and I dont go where you want me to..... the guy appologizes and leaves.... of course you had to be there... but picture a huge man getting in your face saying stuff that seems like you did something wrong... then you tell him that he's mistaken and all of a sudden he appologizes.... hmmm... I spose he shoulda been a bit quicker crossing the road lol..... anyway it's holiday weekend and I need to drink some of this liquer... enjoy yourselves

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

so I remembered the story... days later.. but I remembered.... here goes.... bus people are funny.... you always see something or someone interesting on the bus.... and I've probably already spoken about this but for the last few weeks on my travels to (stupid ass) darts ... I sat accross from a poor fella that apperantly doesn't get enough sleep... he decides to pass out on the bus... now this isn't normally funny but let me explain a little more in depth... there is a character that used to be on T.V. that for some reason (probably my lack of a mammory) I cannot remember... but anyway the guy is slowly fading out as he leans forward in his seat... slowly leaning untill he's almost falling over... nope he wakes up... but seconds later starts leaning again... now all of a sudden he's leaning even more this time slower and slower till he's nearly got his head touching the floor of the bus... well that's not entirely true but my exageration isn't really far off.... so this dood keeps waking up and leaning over and over till he sorta goes the opposite way and starts leaning on this poor woman (whom he was just speaking with not more than minutes before he started falling assleep) the woman just kept sitting there... all of a sudden the bus driver slams on the breaks and he kinda rolls forward and smacks his head off the plexiglass lol.... he's sitting behind the bus driver... but... this ... was just the first week... the next week he's in the same seat.. but nobody is sitting near him... (lucky for them) but again I'm sitting accross from him with crystal beside me... the guy starts passing out again... and much the same as last week but the difference was.. instead of a person sitting next to him... there is a pole.... now he's lowering slowly and slowly down and rising up real quick.. then just sorta passes out.... slams his head against the pole he's sitting next too... but.... doesn't wake up... now I'm thinking he's gotta be hurt.... that was some hell of acting or he really passed out... I honestly thought he was faking it all till he slammed his head.. you could hear the thump over the loud bus lol.... oh well I seen him on the bus this week.... but he wasn't sleepy... musta got a decent nights sleep after all.... and the other point.. this friday he wont have any troubles.. cause the bus isn't running during the holiday....

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

finally got to go snowboarding... it was a great day for it as well.... and even though the falling down part is still going on... we had a great time.... the day after however.... ouch is not a big enough word.... as we all know (well as I've said before) I'm way out of shape.. and although I did remember how to snowboard I just wasn't able to keep myself stable on the hill lol.... oh well it was fun... unfortunatly I cannot remember the funny story I was going to tell... I must carry a notebook with me where ever I go or something because it bugs me when I can't remember something.... unfortunatly that means that something is always bugging me lol... anyway I'll be back when I remember... and note to self... get a new keyboard... this one sux...

Saturday, March 19, 2005

turns out I've become a semi decent darts player... if you ask me.. it's just plain flukie.... but perhaps it's just the booze... during last nights events in our dart league they decided to play a prank on one of the guys .... might I add it was quite good... the fella is a fairly loud gentleman and can shout and scream with the best of em..... well he's going on in his usual fashion and then one of the women came along and tapped him on the back saying... How's it going..... then walked back to her table.. leaving behind something stuck to his back... everyone bursts into laughter (the people that could see it) ... and because he was at the table closest to the door... practicly everyone can see it... I happen to be sitting two seats beside him.... he starts talking in his usual fashion and everyone is laughing... so he keeps going thinking everyone is laughing at his statements... the poor guy.. I (and pretty much everyone else) am near crying ... sore tummies and headaches... and he keeps going.... then he gets up to shoot his darts.... we are all in stitches... he does some silly dance thing as he comes back from shooting.. and we are all near rolling on the floor..... his wife sitting accross the hall is in stitches as well.... then someone asks the guy if he's on his rag... we all die of laughter.... the poor fella was going around the entire hall for about 20 minutes with a completely unfolded and exposed kotex sanitary napkin (pad for us normal folks) the thing covered half his back it was that big lol.... the part that I found even funnier was that the pad was previously owned by my g/f .... and she's petite... but oh well it was super funny and had to be shared with everyone I know... enjoy

Friday, March 18, 2005

in the grind again.... hoping to go skiing or snowboarding this weekend... probably the last chance to get out this year... weather is starting to melt all the snow.... oh well there are worse things... I actually can't wait for the summer to come now... I want to go swimming again.... now that I live in closer to gilholmes lake I'll probably go every time I have a day off... anyway still thinking of a good story line to create for you the wonderfull viewer.... we shall see what my creativity can drum up during my days off... I"m really busy getting my copy of buffy series... have 1 - 4 now... 3 more to go but stupid blockbuster doesn't seem to have them yet... we shall see....

Thursday, March 17, 2005

it's been a long while... I've been busy... yes with a life for the first time in a long time.... so what have I been up to you ask? ... well not a whole lot... work is depressing and it was the source of most of my topics.... wanted to get away from that for a bit... and well I kind of miss sharing my opinion so here I am.... yes I will try to make it a regular occourance to update as well... trouble is it's cold in this room............. very cold.... and I can't update from work because the miserable pricks blocked everything they can.... anyway it doesn't matter.... looking forward to the weekend.... hopefully going skiing or snowboarding (depends on the g/f coming along) but that's just fine.... I would like to strap a pair of boards to my legs and zooom down the hill again... I miss the speed that I can get from skis... I can't do that on a snowboard because if I try to go fast I will go head over heels down the hill... or rather just slide down the hill on my face... not the most convenient way to cruise down the hill... or spend the day off recovering from frostbite on the inside of my throat... (someone said I had a big mouth) ok so it doesn't matter.... I have to remember my topics... I have a couple of story outlines that I think I can work on.... I just have my horrible mammory to examine to drum them out on the blog... look forward to publishing again... hopefully I can make it interesting and bring back my readers.... yes the ones that use the comments section so I know they are there... sheesh.... talk soon

 
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