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Sunday, July 31, 2005

I"m not sure if I've covered this before or not ... but why.... why.... do some people driving in a car.... feel the need to take their eye's off the road to ... well do whatever... got in a cab today and this guy (I've driven with him before unfortunatly) starts going and then looks over his shoulder to find a car.. there so he slams on the breaks... then .... we get going and he decides to start picking at something by his leg... nearly going off the road.... but he does it about three times during the drive... sheesh... anyway another one that gets me is that we're going past a church... and he starts blessing himself or something.....

now I've seen this many times.. I live two doors away from a church.. this same church has a bus stop in front of it... and as many of you know I take the bus quite a lot... well sitting waiting for it to come along is a chore so you watch people driving by... or passing whatever... anyway most of these people bless themselves as they go by.... why? .... why??? anyway I figured this dood doing it today was going to bless himself so he can get me to work without killing us both... not to mention whoever he hits when he takes his eyes off the road again...

Friday, July 29, 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

by the way lets put up the rubber poles... no the g/f didn't get her license... I did... be skeered.. everyone I could be driving down your street soon.... just need to get a car... yes that means I'll be looking soon... be looking for the cheapest legal driving machine I can possibly pick up.. hopefully it will be good enough to get where I need to and back for at least a year or two... but first comes the savings for the trip at the end of the month.. seems like me and the miss's will be returning to the great niagra falls... hopefully our cheap room overlooking the mist will be available for a week or so lol... yep going to lose my shirt at the casino... then gonna get my barrel ready... over the falls I go... land on the maid of the mist and let them take me down the river into the whirlpool and down the rapids... oooooooo next... if I survive take me to clifton hill... go into the haunted house .. skip the wax museum (did that last year)head on over to the house of mirrors get lost for a few hours... find my way out into the alley in the back... and then climb up the 170 foot drop of death in the wwe store... and if I make it through that.. treat my lady to a rainforrest meal .... but only if she comes along for the ride of all that I just mentioned.. I'll let her skip the drop of death thing though... of course I dont mean the barrel drop.. just the wwe thing.... if I got her to go on that.. I'd have to make room to find a new girl friend to go to rain forrest dinner with lol

Monday, July 25, 2005

drunken blog... it's back.. well it's not but it should be... I haven't done one of them in soooo long... but really I haven't had anything interesting to write about.. and worst of all no topik's... not even interesting stuff that is happening around me... I could tell about my escapades around the island while my dad has been here.. but that's just not my style... except for one kewl little note... I have now stepped foot on every single province canada has... went for a quick shot to P.E.I. on the weekend.. it's actually quite nice over there... and the beaches.. oooooOOOooo the beaches... nice.... visited the birthplace of confederation (of canada) and relearned the tales of the whole thing in a museum... I even remembered some of it from school.. quite fasinating... that just leaves two territories and one labrador (which I doubt I"ll ever get to step foot in... but someday ... it may happen... can you picture me in the yukon chatting with eskimo's??? well that's not really a stretch but what reason would I have to go there except to say I"ve been there.. not much of a reason... anyway I've just completed the new harry potter book... wow.. anyone that hasn't read one of them.... get out there and start.. they are really good.. the movies just dont do it the full justice...

Saturday, July 16, 2005

well it's vacation time... I've been off for a week entertaining family from afar... my sister came down for a couple days and my dad has been here for a week or so.... it's been interesting.. and not as bad as originally thought... the family hasn't blown up or anything.. but it's not over yet lol... going to be in the process of insulating the attic soon... maybe I can learn a little something about it... also I may even get to fix my back porch... wouldn't that be nice... the lawnmower was fixed last week as well so I now have a back yard... for now... I'm going to be relocating myself in the future... just now certain when... hopefully will have a house in glace bay instead of sydney... that way I dont have to travel very far... but that may not happen any time soon... we shall see... anyway I may even get to post some pics of my travels around the area... we did a little site seeing... how fun.... anyway last day of vacation time... perhaps I'll relax and lounge for the day... sounds like a good plan

Thursday, July 07, 2005

I was going to write about a family thing but I've tried to put it in a nice way 3 times already... it keeps coming out wrong... so I'm just going to put it in point form lol... that way I can express it.. but not explain it... plus the fact that I dont like sharing certain things... well out in the open... I like having them discussed to who needs to know it ... where it belongs... anyway here goes...

1. my sister is coming home.. with her in-laws... well the mother anyway... I'd elaborate on this but I want to talk to her about it face to face... not with all of you .. that would be rude

2. my dad is coming back .... I mention this because it means something to me... those of you that know me .. know this can be frustrating but enjoyable at times...

3. I have the entire week off next week... woo fukn hoo... hopefully I'll get to enjoy some of it without being a mediator lol

4. I've been contemplating leaving everything here and going away for awhile again.. but I think I've had a revelation... just need a few things to make it work out and I will most likely stay

5. My job sux... but I think I have come to a decision to keep doing it for now... it's an easy job... I'm good at it.. and if I stay here I might actually make some money from now on... depending on the outcome of the next couple of weeks

6. I'm not tired of my everyday events now... I've realized it's a means to an end... I was afraid I was just too bored at what I was doing and forgetting my true ambisions in life... now that I've realised this .. I think I can keep on for a bit

anyway I spose I will find what it is I'm looking for soon enough... I just need some re-assurances in the coming weeks... I have made a new plan for myself and depending on a couple of decisions I believe I can make it all work out for the better... just two important things I'm missing at the moment.. and I will need a bit of help to make it happen... hopefully I can rely on my plans.. (maybe I'll even describe them soon)

but for now... I"m going to return to my storytelling ways... I will begin another one tomorrow .. I hope lol

Friday, July 01, 2005

on a bright note.... HAPPY CANADA DAY!!



on another one....

pathetic... I work for a company that supplies internet to high priced hotels.... they have shitty equipment... and the hotels have people they call engineers that take care of their shitty equipment... it's that horrible that they can't even follow directions... we call the hotel to have the modem changed.. and they take up a replacement cord... so we call them again... they take another cord... it's mind numbing... anyway what started me off on this is a jerk of a fellow from one of the hotels.... I'm calling the hotel to have the equipment checked and a very nice lady transfers me to the engineer.... he and I have a meaningfull talk about changing out the equipment and then he stops short.... tells me I have to call the front desk to have them page the guy I am speaking to.... to do what I told him needs to be done... I says to the guy... pardon me?... he says yeah I need to have the orders from the front desk... I'm like your joking.... I'm speaking to you .. they transfered me through to you to have it done right... but he says no you have to put the orders through the front desk... I asked him if he could transfer me there.. he says no ... not with this phone... bewildered I thanked him for his time.. hung up... and called the very same number again.... spoke to the friendly lady at the front desk told her I was just speaking with the engineer that informed me after we discussed the issue that I had to have the very same orders we spoke about .. relayed from the front desk.. she said that's rediculous.. to which I replied.. you dont say... so she says to me.. well I'll put the orders into the computer and have them sent to him.. I said thanks.. she then proceeded to ask me if I would like to speak with the engineer to confirm what needs to be done...

lady were you listeing at all? or perhaps you need me to call back again and speak with the hotel manager and have him relay the message to you.... jeez

stupid americans

 
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