another work story.. but this one is funny.... I sit right beside my new supervisor.. and I have known she was my sup for at least a week now... today I recieved an email (actually our whole team did) that introduce who she was and that we had folders with our pay stubs and other junk in them on her desk..... here is what I responded to her email with:

hey Patricia,

thank you for letting me know that your my supervisor I never would have known unless was informed (even though I sit right beside you) I will pick up my information when I can from my folder (as it is a very long walk to the cube next to me) look forward to a team meeting (so we can get off the phone for a few minutes)

all for now,

Joe


do you think they will fire me now? I hope so lmao anyway I'm working on a new story ... the first few pages will be released (to my adoring public) soon... perhaps a few days... I know your waiting in anticipation.. my g/f has already tried to get into my email to read it... I bet she did I'm gonna contact msn for abuse if she keeps that up :P lol

I've had such a boring week.... went to tier 2 xp training expecting to learn some kewl things (related to the job) but was sadly dissapointed.... I did learn a couple things that interest me but as far as using them at work.... nope didn't happen... I found out that tier 2 is going to be the same for xp as it was for msn.... tier 2 recovers for tier 1's mess..... anyway back to business... I've redone my site and now my mother wants her's done.... great but I have a quick idea for hers and I think it just might work out but anyway that's just great it should be fun to create this perticular idea.... and perhaps you all might want to check it out when it's done.... perhaps lol

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a horrible experience today but incredibly funny.... I am talking with a fella with a feminine voice and things aren't going well.... I manage to take through a few steps and things start looking up... to which the fella proceeds to tell me that if I were there he'd kiss me..... long moment of silence on my end (because I have him on mute laughing my ass off... yes this just happened to fall on the floor) anyway things go sour nearly imediatly after this remark and all of a sudden the feminine voice dood says I take my kiss back!!!! well lucky for this guy I'm a genuinly nice guy and continue troubleshooting and manage to finally fix his issue and thankfully.... not get any suggested kisses anymore

interesting night last night.... went ... or rather ... got dragged to darts.... even though we missed the meeting last week (because of a weeding) was assured to have a spot to play the following week (yesterday) but low and behold show up and they are full up... lovely... but at least I got to have a few drinks while I watched some lousy shooting lol.... course they had a few people that were really good ... anyway.. I would have been the worst one playing so it's just as well I wasn't on a team lol.... after that went to smooth hermans... apperantly the band Forever was having a CD release party.. (I won a CD.. go me) and I got invited to go... by my mom... I couldn't believe that first of all my mom is going to hermans.. let alone she got invited there by the band lol.... anyway it was a lot of fun ... mom and her sister and friend are quite comical to watch .... doing what I do when I go to the bar lol... seems they invented going to the bar to watch people lol... anyway the most interesting part of the night was winning the CD... I"m kidding.... I happen to venter to the washroom ... (and I've been going to hermans for quite some time) noticed for the first time a sign hanging.. rather bolted.. to the outside of the stalls..... one person per stall..... ummm we need to be told this in a mens room??????? what would more than one guy be doing in a stall... oh never mind... lol

I am beginning to really hate blogger... but the combination of blogger and the servers at werk are what is driving that hate..... I try to update at work with a short comment or something silly and it wont even save that... it's starting to get to me... and of course this is another reason (or something I can lay blame) for me not posting updates recently :P course I would think I need to come up with some actual content to write about and lately I dont have any.... but yew knew that... actually typed up a small thing yesterday but it was at werk and I lost the entire thing because of some stupid malfunction ....so I decided not to do it anymore at werk (without backing it up first :P) anyway it's time for bed perhaps I can think of something better to write about some other time (maybe Lisa's weeding again heheheh)...

I went to a weeding.... (haha) and what a great time it was.... laughter... great food... pictures and lots and lots of booze.... dancing and of course there was 2 people getting married..... did I mention there was lots of booze??? well anyway I have the scoop on the more interesting events of the night.... but I'm not gonna share most of them (because for once I'm being somewhat polite :P) except for this one.... and I'm probably gonna be killed for this but it needs to be done heheheheheheheheh..... the story behind this story would go as follows.... I just got married and I am sick of all these damned photo's so I'm gonna start making faces untill you all stop.... all my pictures will turn out.. and all yours will not hahaha ... ok so that's not true I just happened to get a good shot at just the right moment... but then there was this pic unfortunatly there seems to be popular belief that this happy couple will be the next to get married ... well sposedly that may be true... cause from what I heard at the weeding (I will always call it this lol) that nobody else wants to get married lol.... anyway moving on ... there were quite the number of speshul dancers in the house.... and they would all start with kenny.... he was great... but the best dancer of night would have to fall to the groom.... he happens to really love dancing to girls just want to have fun.... ya kow by cindy lauper (whoever she was) wow great news here.... anyway moving on I found another great dancer and oddly enough he said he would never ever ever dance... .spose with enough booze anyone will lol but I'd have to say I'm going to bed now.. you can check the rest of the "available" photo's here... for now enjoy and always have fun at a weeding like I do

I think I may have put something on a friends website (which isn't really there anymore) that may have been offensive..... it wasn't intended that way... but it was to put a point... she hasn't been posting..... (lesser than I have) which lately ... has been pretty well non existant.. but in checking there I found a really kewl website in which I would consider incorperating into my own.... however those people that are prone to epileptic convulsions... should not view... here's why!! http://www.wtfomg.com enjoy happy clicking lol.... anyway it has given me another idea for expanding my website (if I ever get it done sheesh) to another section of collected joke pages that people may frequently send links to other people as jokes.... "joy" (as stimpy would say from ren & stimpy) ... so I will be attending a weeding tomorrow... (yes I said weeding again) perhaps I shall explain.... it's when a man and a woman come together to share.... no fuk that... it's when a man gets taken over by a weed known as a woman.... lovely now I'm in trouble lol.... well anyway I'll be going and luckily I dont have to take pictures now.... my loving weed.. I mean g/f will be taking over responsability of the camera (as long as she promises not to drop or break it... Like my mom did) so anyway I'll be getting drunk... and hopefully my time off for saturday has been approved..... and even more great news.. my g/f has just been rehired for hell... yes she starts at stream on monday.... so looks like the rest of us agents will be working our last days on xp and they are hiring bums off the street for the new contract... great more grumbling from my fellow co-workers to hear about when I go back.... lol have a great weekend (I know I will ... taking a pair of hand cuffs with me to the weeding)...

all my hard work is paying off... I spent the entire day working on my website and it looks fresh and it's about quarter done.... now that I have an outline to work with it will go a lot easier... tomorrow I hope to add the jokes that I have left.. I have about 10 pages left to edit and format accordingly... so look forward to that (probably next week)... I added the pictures part.. but that will be changing as well because I dont like using someone elses code (sometimes)and it doesn't really work with my design... but I hope to go through the code and make it work properly.. then add more pics when it is correct... they load really nice anyway... next project is to get the netscape users a page.. because well the current design doesn't load for them lol oh well it will be fixed soon I"m sure (just like this part has been) anyway enjoy the new look... hopefully I can get the jokes section working tomorrow if not at least by next week... I wont have to much time to spend on it tomorrow though because I'm sposed to take the woman out on the town (prob grocery shopping lol) I think she's gonna be mad.. oh well movies perhaps we shall see...

I was thinking about something on my way to work today.... seatbelts... they are mandatory to wear in all cars trucks and such.... except public transportation and taxi's.... a taxi is the same thing as a normal car though... hhmmmm .... seatbelts do save lives yes... but what is the difference between a normal car and a taxi... do we really put full faith in the taxi drivers??? I mean they are no different to the average driver except they get paid to do what they do.... is that any safer?? if not then why do we not have to wear a seatbelt in the taxi as well.... strange but anyway I heard that some people are trying to fight for seatbelts to be put in busses... espeshuly schoolbusses.... I'm picturing the bus flipping over and sitting in my seat with a belt over me hanging (suffocating my balls) 3 feet in the air fighting to get the fukn belt off because the bus is burning.... and when I franticly and finally get the belt off fall 3 feet to the celing (which is now on the ground) on top of my fukn head... now I'm dazed my balls hurt and I can't crawl out of the fukn bus to save my soul because some asshole wanted me to wear a belt in the bus that has super padding in all the seats... great I feel better now....

my creativity has been lacking as of late... I'm desparately wanting to redesign my website.. I have the ideas of what I want to accomplish.. not the desire to do the work... probably has something to do with the horrible job I do lol.... anyway I did do some work on it my last day's off and it will now have the functionality to send people accordingly for netscape users and other users... unfortunatly I found out that netscape users cannot view my page properly... also I found a usefull tool that will display pictures in a nice way... so I'll utilize that when I find some space to display them (I have 30 megs of pics to show the world lol) or if I ever get time to go through the pics and edit the size and format so they are all small enough to fit on a site properly... (it could happen) but I have 2 days off to fix this issue and I'll hopefully have a revamped website to display by the weekend :) yippie

the drivers name is gerard.. I just remembered... but who cares... and benson reffers to my chauffer.. but yew knew that

I have "fans" or well after I got out the cattle prodder they decided to let me know they are out there..... now where they are "in mind" I'll never know but I'm greatfull someone takes the time to let me know they are actually reading my junk... now perhaps I can begin by telling stories again...

I love travelling on the bus... it's a comfortable spot to kick back ... and fall assleep (nobody seems to get this joke.. ass..... leep .. anyway ).... it's espeshuly great when you miss your stop because you fell ass leep... no I didn't do that but I nearly did a few times... such as today I was riding along with my favorite public transportation clerk (or my "Benson" for short) his name happens to be ... oh as if I could really remember somebodies name... it starts with a G... and he drives like a maniac.. gets me to work early (or earlier than expected) but the ride is soooooooooooo bumpy... amazingly aside from this bumpy ride I was falling assleep.... and though sleepy he managed to stop at my stop and causing me to wake up abruptly.... no there weren't any screeching of tires (though that would be more funny) anyway I am quite certain if I was able to get the bus tonight that I may actually fall ass leep on the way home I'm just that tired....

on a brighter note training is scheduled on tuesday.. it's a good chance I may be late that way I'll miss out on my holiday pay because the holiday is the day before the training... how on earth am I going to get up for 6 to get a cab here for 7am... I can barely get my ass out of bed for 8..... the answer is stay awake pills.. I'm going to have the cat sleep between my legs and rake his claws.... ouch that's just toooo painfull to think about.. I'll just stay up all day and night :) good idea.. but looking forward to a very long weeeeeeeekend (if I get the time off approved for the weeding.. yes weeding I'm going to lisa's weeding...