5 hours is far to long to be spending on the phone with the same call... I never want to do it again....

the frozen stiffies's name... I mean the cat that is stuck in the freezer awaiting autopsy money has a name and it is Walter... just thought ya'll would wanna know....

nothing new to report though... so I wont bore you with drivel... enjoy yewr day

I've received this email a number of times and it's got me wondering.... lets see how true it actually is.... if any of these things apply to you for me then how bout lettin me know instead of sending this mess of junk to me lol.... I'm inclined to agree with it's thoughts but what is the point of agreeing with it if you have absolutely no idea who is thinking these thoughts about you... seems kinda pointless to me....

Words of Wisdom

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. (I know at least 4 people that this applies to without question and in my opinion family doesn't count because they are automatic)
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. (I hope there are more but again who are they lol)
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. (I can't argue with this but there are very few people that hate me)
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. (a smile from nearly anyone can brighten ones day)
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. (I love my mom too... but umm if there were any others I'd like to know about it)
6. You mean the world to someone. (I hope so because I know there is a short list that mean the world to me)
7. You are special and unique. (everyone is special and unique because that is what makes them themselves)
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. (this one I hate because if they love you and you dont know they exist how did they come to love you if you dont give them the time of day)
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. (I've found this out a few times in my life... honestly I hope it doesn't happen again because sometimes it hurts to much)
10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. (this does work sometime)
11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. (I've learned that the rude remarks just bring you down.. but I've also learned to just let them go.. life is too short)

this is one of the extremely few forwards that I dont mind... except that I receive it all the time and sometimes from the same people.. but the message itself suggests something of it... hhmmm ...

ya gotta love the wacky kids of glace bay... they re arranged the letters of the signs as perverted sayings.. and we go our pictures taken with them... they were awesome... blowjobs for $29 and handjobs for $39... great shit... but everything queer here as well.. not to mention the shit goin on.. I forget the fukn signs specifically I just remember them being nasty and funny ... and we got our pictures with them... I hope to have them in a few days.... it wasn't my camera.. we shall see

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the above was posted when I was drunk last night... it was pretty much a blurr... I can't believe I was so drunk.. it's starting to bug me that I have let go of everything and just go with it... I used to be the one in control but I must admit I had fun... but it really is true about alcohol... your standards and cares melt away.... apparently I was dancing and playing pool with a snaggletoothed chick .... what I remember about playing pool was the white ball was nowhere to be seen so we used the yellow 1 ball.... I managed to win of course... what I dont understand was that the friends I was with were nice enough to talk to each other about how yucky this woman was but neglected to inform me lol.... luckily I realized that everyone had left (nearly a little too late) and caught up with them in town.... it seems strange to me but the bacon bits seem to be spreading like a rash because when I caught up to them they had pooptines with bacon bits all over em... we called a cab and got stood up... twice... so we decided to walk... I have yet to recall why the hell I walked with them because I was heading for a different town to get home.. but I'm sure as hell glad I did because of the signs thing... now I'm gonna try to recall the events a little more legibly but I cannot guarantee it lol....

as we were walking to everyones home we were passing the mall... next thing I know the others are pointing at the signs... there are big signs for advertisments in front of the mall.... someone had changed the letters around so that there were funny perverted sayings as you have read above... another of the sayings was blowjobs 2 for 1.... I'll have to get the pictures to remember exactly what was on them.. I'd like to know when and how the signs were changed without someone seeing it done... the signs are out in the open on one of the mosed used streets in town.. but regardless it was quite a good prank.. kudos to whoever pulled it off...

I almost forgot to mention the story about the old guy in the liquer store... I went in and picked up an 8 pack and went to the cash... the guy ahead of me was having a bit of trouble with the ATM... he was buying one Fosters can.... and using a debit card to pay for it... how hard up for booze does one gotta be.... espeshuly when you dont have enough to cover the charges... it was that bad that the lady that works there put in a dollar to cover some of the charges... finally the purchase was accepted... crazy shit man....

funniest car ride home... it all started with us waiting for one of our riders out front.... the security rent a cop guard decides he wants to act all tough n shit but went on like he was guarding a kindergarten class.... he didn't take to kindly to some of the class mocking him.... so he got a bit pissed off... but he took it out on the wrong fella... but it was mostly because we were all laughing and carrying on .... we couldn't help it.. we were provided with some entertainment... next door to work is a bar.... and more often then not there are some wild and crazy drunk fuks roaming around the place.... tonight was no exception... there were 3 people walking down the road towards the bar and one of them was yellin out in a drunken mumble... I still have no idea what she was saying but since I was sposed to be intoxicated at the time I struck up a babble fest with the woman.... so that went on for about 5 minutes... she was a really slow mumble stumbler when all of a sudden darrel next to me yells out... "aaaaaaawwwwww put your teeth in gramma".... we all broke out .. the timing and everything was perfect.... so the laughter n such continued in the car.. we discussed the freezer kat lady I mentioned in a previous post.. apperantly we know the kats name... but unfortunately I dont remember what it is... I'll find out and post it here... the rest of the funny car ride I can't remember off hand so rather than bore you I'll leave it at that... perhaps if any of the people involved want to post a comment to refresh the memmory lol...

so I've had a few stupid things happen at work over the past week.. some of them funny others just pissed me off... but I wrote em down so I wouldn't forget them ... this way I could share them with everyone... for me this is theraputic so if you dont like it... I dont really care lol... though I promise some of them are quite funny.... unfortunately some of them are not..

I'm really growing tired of the customers that call in and expect us to fix shit but they dont have their installation disks... the either threw it out because they didn't think they would need it anymore or that they figure once it's on the system it's always gonna be there... and then they complain about our service or that we are ripping them off because of their stupidity... which brings me to another point that just drives me nutz.. if your gonna give attitude to the person on the phone trying to help you... why do you go worse when we give attitude back? do you really think we should be nice when your not treating us nice? lately I've been getting annoyed really easily and it must show on the phone because I've had a few people tell me they want to speak to someone else... I'm happy to transfer you back to india ... cause I dont want to talk to you either... one fella I transfered away ended up coming back into the que to the guy sitting next to me.. said I was rude arrogant and everything else... he forgot to mention that he was just as bad.... but the guy sittin next to me told me he was... nice so I wasn't wrong in transfering him and wasting his time.. he certainly wasted ours....

speaking of customer service... they verify letters in the oddest way... actually most of them just speak funny but I forget why this is funny.. I have it written on my sheet but it makes no sence... I'm sorry .. I should just delete this but this just goes to show you I can't remember shit even if I do write it down...

onward with actual funny stuff... I was talking to a customer and the stupid woman was getting really impatient with an update download and was starting to piss me off with her stuipd comments... when she actually said out loud... "this is rediculous.. my wireless is so strange .. it's good then it's not good... perhaps if I go and sit on my router it will speed up" ... yes she actually walked into a different room .. I heard her grunt as she seemingly sat on her fukn router.... when she came back into the room she said... "yep that's better".. she probably scared the crap out of the inanimate object and it sped up just so she wouldn't sit on it no more...

course it could be worse.. another of my customers was getting impatient with her update downloads and decided to put the phone down and go make herself a grilled cheese sandwich.. before she did she asked me if it would be ok if she did... of course I said yeah.. you have time... I didn't want to talk to her either... she coulda been honest and said that she didn't wanna talk to me... so many other customers have said that in the past two weeks lol...

course I've been increasingly agitated while doing my calls but I've not hung up on one in a long time... well accidentally anyway... this lucky customer got hung up on twice.. once while I tried to put him on hold and just pressed the disconnect button without even thinking about it... when I called him back ... I did it again lmao... nice customer experience there...

but then there are a few things that just make my day.... I actualy witnessed someone breaking into their house this afternoon.. it was great... it would have been even better if they had started walkin out with shit.. or the cops had been called on them... but I knew they lived there so I didn't bother...

this one is just soooo strange that I shouldn't repeat it but it is absolutely rediclulously funny.... apparently one of the ladies had a customer on the line that took a few minutes to take her tin foil hat off and call tech support... out of some sheer stupid gene that she has decided to confide in the lady tech support stranger that she had her cat stuffed in the freezer... the reason??? ... she beleived her neighbour poisoned the cat.... she is keeping the cat in the freezer so it will not go bad while she saves up enough money for the autopsy.... the freezer is obviously keeping the evidence fresh.... beautiful...

and the last one for now happens to be another angry customer.. this time it wasn't one of mine lol... the man was upset at microcrap and said to the agent in question that bill gates runs like a girl and runs crappy operating systems.... nice one bud... and yet you still decided to buy his software... your a moron

my new release is not werking... I've been becoming increasingly upset and angry at werk... but there are some other factors that are not helping... events in the past keep waging war in my mind and makes me wonder how it affects my judgment for the future... I dont think I can make it through the next couple months... the only thing that seems to help these days is getting wasted at a bar on the weekends.. and that just pisses me off more... I never used to feel like that.. I was content with spending some alone time at home.... but now that just makes me feel completely alone.. even when I'm not... that's probably half the problem at werk as well... we'll see how it goes... take it week by week... plans are rolling along in a good way... just need to keep my sanity and stay away from temptations.... I'm nearly there...

I just got reminded of the bacon bits episode.... now there are a lot of unusual things that people do ... and I've been told of a number of them.. but the food all over the body kinda thing is a bit extreme.. not to mention a waste of food... but in some cases it turns into something very funny.... one of the ladies we were traveling with on friday night got one of them sausage things outside of Hermans from the cart vender people.... and had it covered with stuff and bacon bits... well we all got in the cab and events and drunken discussions occurred but the one thing I overlooked was the bacon bits and various other things from the sausagefest managed to fall off the bun into cleavage.... we all had a good chuckle at the gasps and moans of "oh my god I just dropped it down my shirt" or something like that... anyway the part that makes this funnier is that apparently when she got home ... getting ready for bed she hears the sound of bacon bits falling on the floor or whatever... lol... lucky for us the cab driver was her date cause I think we might have been thrown out of the cab because of our craziness..

a touch up may be needed for my drunken blogs... when I re=read them they dont make sence ... well in some fashion.... the sub guy was kinda funny I can't believe he called the customer a pussy lmao.... anyway I have a new hate for people that interupt a conversation by squeezing in between the two people and completely blocking someone off... but I spose it couldn't have been that much of a conversation because it didn't continue... maybe I thought getting a drink was more important.... I was at the bar getting a drink at the time after all... but anyway I was informed this morning that I was dancing with a 50 year old woman... not that I care or anything but they made a point to inform me of this... perhaps it was funny at the time... but all I remember is a good dancer :P lol.... unfortunately I dont really recall anything else worth mentioning except the poor cab driver... .for two nights in a row he had to put up with our drunken escapades and crazy conversations.. but there is one thing I must squeeze in here and most of you will not get this but it's a private joke and I can't help myself..... Happy Period.... lol I dont think the joke will ever die... unless it's replaced with something else lol.. but I'm sure I'll get a smack for it anyway.... have a pleasant hangover day people... fireworks happen tonight wooo hooo

drunken blog is making a huge comeback.... because it's the morning and I'm back from another party night .. feelin quite good... havin people stay over... it's great that I have a huge house with places for everyone to stay... but no 6am night for me tonight ... but only because I gotta werk .... if I didn't have to work I would be partying still with the rest of them... except one.. he's passed out on my couch.. nice. .lmao.. I hope I dont wake up to that..

we were in subway and as usual fashion there is someone in the lineup actin the fool .. but it wasn't me ... the guy ahead of us is goin on about his fukn sub and some other bullshit when I said put some hot sauce on that sub... hes like I cant handle that shit... and of all people the guy behind the counter makin the sub says.. yew pussy... and the guy was like.. ok put some on.... and doesn't the guy put a pile of sauce on it.. more than my foot long.. and the poor dufus is only havin a half a sub... dumbass... shoulda quit while yew were ahead... and didn't have a burning tongue... hopefully he wasn't gettin the sub for some girl.. cause when I looked around when the guy behind the counter was puttin the hot peppers. jalapeno's and hot sauce on my sub.. the guy before me.. yes the pussy... was walkin around the store goin... blah blah blah.. but did not have a sub anywhere near him... but oh well lewsers will be lewsers.... I wish I had more but I dont.. I need to sleep now... got werk in the morning... yeah .. otherwise I would be partying on with the rest of them...

well as for the drunken blog it wasn't enough that I posted some information that I didn't want to... but apparently I pressed some buttons and deleted part of my contact list in messenger.... oddly enough I changed my nickname to:

ok.. I was drunk.. and I deleted everyone by mistake.. please message me so I can add you back

I spose this was an attempt to get attention since it was 5am and we were still partying... I honestly cannot believe that I was still raring to go and unfortunately will pay for that today... I'm not really hung over but am extremely tired lolol.... anyway here are a few of the messages that I recieved because of my stupid nick.. some are quite funny lol... (or at least the way I thought of them... my thoughts about the message are in brakets)

1. sound like a good night (it certainly was)

2. deleted us huh? meaniepantz.. go to tools, options, security and you can add back whoever ya want lol (and they think I'm a smartass)

3. that is what i call a good night, and it refreshes the soul...stil hangin on your email...so take er easy, or have another drink (some of my friends are actually very smart lol)

4. fag (some of my friends are mean lol)

5. thats smart (I'm inclined to agree)

6. did you delete everyone ya nut (well I try my best)

7. rofl a good drunk huh? (well I'm not sure how you can class a good drunk anymore but I was pretty drunk I guess lol)

8. my list says you didnt delete me so im calling lies (this is the best one of course because he actually figured it out.... though at the time I legitimately thought I had deleted some of my contacts)

9. thats the LeeeEeeMest excuse ive heard for bein deleted :P (this one was actually a nickname from after I explained it... but it is exceedingly funny)

it's wonderfull to have such friends to make you smile when your down in the dumps.. I'm sure I'll be getting messages all day now about my stupidity... I shall write this up in history (spose the purpose of this blog) but hopefully when roomie wakes up from her slumber she can enlighten me on some of the other events I just plain forget... but what I"m really looking forward to is the pictures lol... I know there were some silly ones taken last night... I do however remember the purpose of the nights actions.... a friend from ages ago came home and we all went out (even though we didn't feel like it) and danced and partied all night.. just what the doctor ordered .. anyone know a good way to get back a couple hours? I'm afraid I'm gonna need some of the day back lol I slept in for the first time in a long time... not to mention I busted my thumb putting together a computer desk at 6am while intoxicated.. I do believe that tools and liquer shouldn't mix but it calls for good times lol.... hopefully I'll be more carefull when I get the step fixed outside.. because that will call for power tools.. namely a saw.. I think I'll put the liquer away for that.. at least with the hammer I only bruised and bled.. instead of sawing off limbs....

and the drunken blog returns again.... it's amazing what happens when you get dragged to walmart and run around the store... seeing things and saying.. I could use one of those... so I ended up spending another pile of fukn money on things that would spruce up the place.... but it doesn't matter because we are dancing around the house at 4am in the morning .. music is very loud... I wonder if the new roomies are gonna join in .. the house is becoming full.. but full of fun and enjoyment... it's gonna be interesting to see what the next few months bring.. I wonder if I'll be able to keep up this pace... and still save enough to make my plans come to reality... this will happen.. I dont have the vises I used to have... and because of this everything is going according to plan.... now if only I had the one thing I really wanted... but of course that will take time.. and I have all the time in the world.. yes ..... I do.....

it's funny.... 5am and me and roomie are still chair dancing... though she is chatting.. I am blogging... the joys ...

a sorta recap of the nights events... if only I could remember lol.... a mutual friend came home from away .. we went to hermans.. on the way to the place we were passin daniels.. it seems that the place really does have a reputation... cause a dood was walkin down the street with a girl.. but ran ahead of her and started hi fiving and belly touching with some other dood in front of the place... yeah .. ummm anyway.... we get to hermans and the hugs begin... screaming and such... it's great to catch up with old friends.... and of course the dancing... it turns out there was an unknown dance off on the dance floor.. the old school songs were in effect but the dances weren't... some dood started doing the running man and our mutual friend decided that the parish center dances needed to be rekindled... well she started doin a fancy runnin man and well lets say showed the poor sucker up... if I wasn't as drunk as I was I might have been able to do something about all this and show them all up.. but since I was afraid of fallin on my poor fukn ass I decided to just stick with the butt shaking..

at least I wasn't the drunkest of us all .... cause it seems that one of the ladies decided it would be a good idea to stand all of a sudden but she sorta toppled over and we all laughed... or maybe it was just me... I'm sorry but yew should never get so drunk that yew can't stand up ...

and on that note.. it's time for some sleep... it's wayyyyyyyy to early in the morning to be still up... but I still have to get the parts of the new desk off my bed.. now if I can just keep up my performance.... drunken bowling tomorrow... maybe I can win a string... as iff lmao... hahahahaa

the big move back into the dungeon..... it's been a long time since I took calls from the old Abay but it's good to be home again.... we have a section in the basement at work that was called Abay... it was the place where you first took calls before you went on the actual floor.. at least when I started it was... but now I can call it home again (when I'm at work) but the drawbacks to this are the smoking area is just outside and the most used bathrooms in the building are on this floor... which brings me to the nasty.... now I've posted about boogers on the walls but this is getting rediculous..... how far with these disgusting creatures go.... I mean flicking boogers on the wall is one thing but putting your pubic hairs on top of the urinal is just plain nasty.... yes the urinals are set on the wall and most have some sort of ledge on the top of them.... well nobody in the building is tall enough to have their pubes fall on top of it.. they had to be placed there by hand... (or other disgusting means) I'm really sick of this place and it's childish tendancies.... but I have to put up with it for 2 more months..... I hope I can make it without snapping... unfortunately I'm extremly close to doing just that... but moving back to the positive..... things haven't been this good for me in such a long time.... I'm on the right track to getting my life back together.... I wish things were a bit different but in the long run it seems these things happened for the better... I just hope things work out for everyone involved (past or present) ... I miss the way things used to be but life changes all the time.... you have the power to make the changes necessary to make it all work out for the better... so far I've done that for myself and there are only two more decisions I have to make but they are the most difficult decisions I've ever had to face and I hope I have the power and ambition to choose the correct path... but the end result is never the easy way... we shall see what becomes of this....

so my gay cube mate was talking bout our calls n stuff and about him not taking another call tonight.. I said I had just gotten off a 10 minute call ... then he said out loud...."I've had long ones today".... when I started laughing he didn't know what was happening but soon realized what he had just said.... then followed that with.. "I can't believe I just complained about that" lmao ...

I am bitter tonight... dont want anything to do with anyone.. except a very small list but they aren't here right now so I am just bitter... I have been lost all weekend long because I am missing what I used to have and have no release at the moment.. I want to just fukn cut all ties and dissapear but am not in the right mindset to do so... with this in mind I decided to do something about my job situation.. looking for work will be difficult while working a job but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to take.. I need to change my place of employment for a number of reasons.. I'm not going to disclose that here but I think yew can guess the reasons.. I was busy tonight recreating my resume because I stupidly deleted it .. but I'll post my drunkn resume for yew ... enjoy.... I wonder if I can get fired for applying for internal jobs with this stupid resume

Joe Earhart
666 made up road
shitville, NS B1A 9E0

EDUCATION
1994-1995 Cape Breton Beauty College
The emblem made people say it was a beauty college I graduated from because they didn’t have what it took to better themselves like I did. They would rather sit on their ass inserting thumbs up their asses making fun of others because they didn’t have the mentality to go to school to learn something.

1991-1994 Glace Bay High Penitentiary
This place was pure hell in a raw form. The teachers made you feel like crap on a daily basis and the students weren’t any better.

EMPLOYMENT
2002-2006 Stream Blows ass
Support Professional. Provide support over the phone for stupid Americans that complain about the service because they are too dimwitted and don’t realize we are trying to help them even though they are incredibly incapable of assitance
2001-2001 Ron Weber
Nose picker. I was the one that sat in the back and took calls while collecting loverly samples to be mailed to unsuspecting customers.

2001-2001 7-Eleven
bum slave. I was made a slave but a fingerless bitch of the north. Nothing was ever good enough and I was never busy enough to please the bitch. If only I was a prostitute maybe I could have made her happy in the back room.

1995-2000 Bargain Shop!
Stockperson and Cashier. My favorite job ever. Nothing bad to say here except the last manager that I worked for. I was a better manager than him. He was only good at fukin himself and everyone around him up the bumm

1995-1998Lofood
Stockperson. Bunch of racist pricks here. Don’t ever go there.

1994-1994 UNIA Hall
Summer grant for neighborhood cleanup and maintenance. What a fukn joke. I got paid to go to mcyuckles and have an eating contest with pancakes. Not to mention the fukn stupid work was refurbishing the house of the person that managed the grant. Pathetic

useless rant.... I'm just in the mood.... you can probably ignore this post

what is it about people that they need to complain.... I'm like everyone else.. I complain too.. but I dont complain about things that I realize cannot be dealt with... changed.. or whatever well at least I dont complain to someone that cannot do anything about it... I'm sick of hearing people go on about the bus routes and how long it takes to get anywhere... speshuly when they complain to the bus driver.. your just making their job worse... complain to the people that run the service.. or someone in parlement... ya know .. someone that might be able to do something about it... the poor drivers are just doing their job.. taking yew where you want to go... and if yew didn't want to go there.. get the fuk off the bus... let us people that are riding the bus because we .. (most likely like yew) have no fukn choice... at least let us ride in peace without having to listen to your boring whining complaining ass... I realize the bus is not convenient here but complaining to the driver is useless... and annoys the rest of us... but ... this isn't what was the kicker.... the part that makes me really upset about this person and his stupid arguement is that he figures a radio talk show would have gotten this issue of his corrected... and proceeded to tell the driver about it... what the hell is a radio show gonna do besides perhaps get more people upset about it.... this might spread word of mouth yes I agree about that... but the talk show itself is not going to do a damned thing about changing the bus routes or the fares.... so take your looney fukn ass and walk next time.. you could use the exersize... and if yew dont like that?.... take a fukn cab... it will get ya exactly where yew want.. and probably a lot more conveniently too... and ... if your nice.. the cab driver will probabably even talk to your stupid boring ass because he/she might get a tip if they do.... which is more than I can say for the poor bus driver you pissed off with your lousy fukn comments

now I work in a call center but I really dont think that my job should really leave customers with a lasting impression... well not in the kind I am about to describe anyway..... well I helped this old bag with her issue and said good bye... we were on the phone for a while and managed to correct her stupid issue... yes it really was a stupid issue... anyway she didn't hang up... so I typed up my notes and just let her ramble on... well the lady was moaning and saying hhmm hhhmmm then oh god.. and moaning some more... so I was thinkin she was just entertaining herself but the more I listened the more it sounded like she was "really" entertaining herself lmao.... I let 2 other people listen and they agreed she was having quite the time with herself lol.... so even though I wasn't talking to her .. does it still count that I had phone sex?? I hope not because I didn't get any thrills out of it other than a good laugh with the people around me.. and now your enjoyment as well lol